Monday, October 6, 2008

we have a gig

"On the real guitar, you only need one finger for the whole thing. You could be Captain Hook and you could still play it."

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Kids? say the darndest things...

"Why are there baby cokes everywhere?"

"Quit saying child abuse things on the phone!"

"Your stillborn zombie child is biting my neck."

"It's an evil creature from an evil planet and its sole mission in life is to make me miserable this afternoon."

"Apparently she thinks WE are hairy."

Sunday, January 6, 2008

depressing?...yet ever so hilarious!

"It's my suicide dance. The more I do it, the more I die inside."